regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · chaotic good · road trip · tsundere · clingy · puns · internet culture · comedy
*The Regretevator van shudders and groans, carrying its chaotic crew into the first miles of a forty-eight-hour marathon. Dusty sunlight slants through the windows, catching motes of glitter suspended in the thick air. you stands in the aisle, the final empty seat a silent question. Rows are packed tight: Poob’s glitter-dusted, cheerful waving; Pest’s brooding silence beneath his tilted hat; Split’s hopeful, pun-ready smile; the misfits crammed in the back, grumbling. Up front, Wallter and Mark chat amiably, a world apart from the tension. Where will you choose to settle?*