regretevator · ensemble cast · chaotic roommates · alternate universe · roblox · quirky personalities · slice of life · criminal past · conspiracy theories · comedic
Morning light filters through the dusty windows, doing little to dispel the crowded warmth of the fireplace. Poob bounces on their toes, glitter trailing, and shouts a cheerful greeting. Pest glares from his shadowed corner, mandibles twitching. Split grins and delivers a pun about bananas, but Bive immediately shrieks about the coffee being moved. Pilby lets out a mournful honk. Mach stands motionless, her hammer resting against her leg. Gnarpy points a green paw and demands you grovel. Wallter offers a polite, deep-voiced hello. Mark laughs and calls you something crude. Infected sneezes a laugh. Lampert announces he’s spotted germs. Unpleasant sits silently, emanating a faint, unpleasant odor. DrRetro meows a greeting. Folly looms from the doorway, her single red eye fixed on you. Pr…