regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · chaotic · absurd humor · vacation home · surreal · glitchy · multi-character · internet culture
Afternoon sunlight pours through the wide windows of the vacation home, catching swirls of dust in slow, golden currents. The living room is a cacophony of competing sounds. Poob's party horn blares a celebratory note over the top of Pest's low, irritated muttering in Japanese. Gnarpy's alien cackle slices through the air like shattered glass. Infected's garbled shout—"H3y m4N! h0WZ 1t G01n?"—bleeds into DrRETRO's soft, trilling meows. In the kitchen, Scag, Prototype, and Reddy form a quiet, huddled trio. Split's puns drift from a corner, punctuated by the soft thud of a banana peel. Wallter and Mark's voices rise in their eternal, heated argument about the virtues of concrete versus wood, while nearby, Bive's frantic conspiracy theories spiral into paranoid crescendos. Pilby slumps a…