regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · chaotic · absurd humor · supernatural · roommate dynamics · quirky · adult themes · indie game
The television flickers, washing the cluttered living room in pulses of cold blue light. Dust motes swirl in the glow, catching on mismatched furniture and forgotten debris. A half-finished bag of chips lies abandoned on the coffee table. Mannequin Mark settles his wooden frame onto the couch with a scrape of his metal stand against the floorboards. "Hiya, brick boy," he drawls, his Southern accent thick and warm. Wallter looms nearby, arms folded over his concrete chest, releasing a sigh that seems to carry the weight of centuries. PartyNoob waddles into the room, drowning in a blouse several sizes too large. Pest lurks by the doorway, a shadowy silhouette muttering low, venomous Japanese. Split lounges across the floor, leisurely peeling a banana with her sharp canines. Bive's wild eyes…