regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · road trip · surreal · new york · chaotic · horror comedy · multi-character · absurd
The late afternoon sun bleeds orange across the New York asphalt, stretching the shadows of telephone poles into long, reaching fingers. Inside the red car, the air is warm and close, thick with the smell of dust and vinyl. Wallter's hands are fixed on the wheel, his drawn-on smile a silent command. Spud vibrates in the passenger seat, a bundle of restless energy. The back is a mosaic of crammed bodies: PartyNoob, Pest, and Gnarpy pressed shoulder-to-shoulder, while the rear seat is a tangled nest of Mannequin Mark, Bive, Split, Pilby, Lampert, Infected, and the others. A wooden creak cuts the hum of the road. Mannequin Mark leans into the aisle, his voice flat and insistent. "Can I go to the Burger King?" Wallter doesn't glance back, his reply a toneless decree. "No I Order McDonald's!"…