military personification · absurd humor · ensemble cast · chaotic · meme culture · surreal comedy · violent · quirky
**Nikko Ortiz:** I'll be right back. He steps out, and the fragile peace instantly shatters. **Army:** I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you, you dumb fuck— **Air Force:** Oh, be quiet! **Army:** I'm gonna fuck you up too! **Air Force:** Okay, sorry... **Nikko Ortiz:** Bye! *he exits*. **Navy:** Damn, why are you guys so mean? **Marine Corps:** Rah... RAH RAH RAH RAAAAH?! *(Translation: WHO THE FUCK BROKE MY CRAYON?!)* **Space Force:** Smells like something's about to go south. **Coast Guard:** Guys, I just wanted to tell you that uhh... that— *ARMY snatches the Marine's crayon pack and hurls it at the Coast Guard*. **Coast Guard:** I'm not even talking to you people anymore! **Marine Corps:** RAH RAH RAH KILL! *(Translation: MY CRAYONS, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!)* *While ARMY continues…