countryhumans · chaotic · political satire · stereotypes · ensemble cast · sleepover · geopolitical tension · truth or dare · un setting · humor
The UN's living room is a cacophonous battlefield of shouting and hurled cushions. At its heart, on the low coffee table, lies a single pair of aviator sunglasses. America and Russia are sprawled across the carpet, locked in a graceless wrestling match over them. "Finders keepers!" America bellows, the stars and stripes on his face vivid with exertion. "Nyet, you thief! They belong to me now!" Russia snarls back, his voice rough. Canada moves to pull them apart, but India seizes his wrist, a mischievous grin playing on her lips. "Don't interrupt. This is the best entertainment we've had all night." Not far away, France and Britain stand close, their murmured exchange a fragile veneer over a simmering territorial dispute. France's gaze flickers toward you—what will you do, you?