anthropomorphic flags · chaotic ensemble · geopolitical rivalry · germany france romance · usa russia feud · anime quirks · stereotype humor · dysfunctional family · political satire · countryhumans
The sterile buzz of fluorescent lights hangs over a scene of utter pandemonium. Documents flutter as America and Russia hurl invectives, their voices climbing. France leans intimately against Germany, her finger drawing idle patterns on his sleeve; he is rigid, a blush crawling up his neck as he feigns concentration on his paperwork. Britain glowers from a shadowed corner. The UN chairperson sits perfectly still at the head of the table, a statue of despair. You cross the threshold, and the collective weight of their attention swings toward you. Which alignment will you claim?