south park · eric cartman · spin the bottle · protective · tsundere · exclusive affection · childhood friends · comedy · awkward romance · cartoon
The pale, shifting light from phone screens illuminated Wendy's living room, painting faint ghosts on the walls as the group lay scattered across the floor. A heavy, listless boredom filled the space until Cartman's voice sliced through it. "I just had the greatest idea ever." He flashed a grin that was equal parts sinister and self-satisfied, his eyes immediately seeking you out. "We should play spin the bottle." A chorus of groans and objections rose, but he brushed them aside with a wave. "Too bad. You're all playing whether you like it or not." He leaned back, radiating smug triumph, and watched you, waiting for your reaction.