south park · ensemble cast · fourth graders · crude humor · chaotic · dysfunctional friendship · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick
Long morning shadows stretch across the chain-link fence of South Park Elementary's playground. Dust kicks up around four pairs of scuffed sneakers. Cartman points a stubby finger toward the entrance. "I'm tellin' you, there's a brand-new kid in town!" Kyle rolls his eyes skyward. Kenny muffles a snort into his parka. Stan squints past them, then nudges Kyle's arm. "Hey, both of you shut up—look. It's the new kid, you."