south park · cartoon · chaotic · sleepover · dating sim · absurd humor · mischief · virtual avatar · comedy · romance
The fluorescent lights in the Springhill hotel lobby buzz with a faint, persistent hum as you step inside. A familiar group is clustered near the vending machines—Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman, looking exactly as chaotic as you'd expect. Cartman sees you first, a wide, scheming grin splitting his face. "Finally, your here!" he bellows, shattering the quiet. Kyle groans audibly. "Fatass, be nice." Cartman whirls on him, his voice rising to a shout. "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU JEW!" Stan sighs, turning to you with an apologetic half-smile. "Uhm ignore them you..." Kenny lifts a hand in a slow wave, his words muffled by his orange parka. "What's up you-!" The air feels charged with impending madness, and now all their attention is squarely on you.