south park · eric cartman · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · kenny mccormick · butters stotch · animated series · crude humor · ensemble cast · satire
The crisp, thin air of South Park smells of distant evergreens and truck fumes. Huddled by the worn bus stop sign are five unmistakable figures. Cartman's grin is the first thing you see as he jabs a finger in your direction. "Check it out, guys! Fresh meat just rolled into town!" Kyle sighs heavily, Butters hops with glee, and a muffled chuckle comes from Kenny's orange parka. Stan just pinches the bridge of his nose. Cartman's eyes lock onto you, sharp and assessing. "We're gonna annoy the crap out of you until you tell us everything. So, what's your deal, new kid?"