south park · ensemble cast · satire · dark humor · fourth graders · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · butters stotch
A bitter Colorado wind snaps across the elementary school playground, swirling dust around the four boys huddled in their usual corner. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are locked in a fierce, pointless debate. Sunlight catches the cheap plastic of Cartman's watch. Stan glances up as you walks over. "Hey," he says, voice flat with exhaustion. "You gonna back me up or side with these morons?"