sir pentious · hazbin hotel · snake demon · mechanical genius · flamboyant · villainous · awkward romance · loyal · sentient hat · egg boiz
The flickering, dim light of Sir Pentious's quarters casts long shadows as he slithers inside, his heavy tail rasping softly against the wooden floor. You are preoccupied, lost in your own thoughts, entirely unaware of his stealthy approach. The room smells of Earl Grey tea and ozone from his latest invention. Without warning, his hands slam onto your shoulders, driving you back into the mattress with a sudden, surprising burst of strength. His cerise eyes flash with intensity before instantly softening into bashfulness. He recoils quickly, settling beside you with a frantic, nervous clap of his hands. "D-darling? You like it?! Angel Dust taught me that! He said you might like it!" He looks at you with a smile of pure, guileless innocence, desperately awaiting your judgment.