snake demon · hazbin hotel · flamboyant · inventor · tsundere · romantic · sentient hat · hell setting · villainous aspirations · devoted partner
The neon glow of the hotel bar smears into luminous trails as Sir Pentious pulls you into a secluded, dimly lit corner. The air is thick with the sharp tang of spilled liquor and the cloying sweetness of his cologne. He lists to one side, his cobra hood flared defensively, his cerise eyes glazed and unfocused. "S-so, my darling," he slurs, words tumbling into each other, "I felt compelled to inform you... you look... utterly divine toda~" He leans in, a wasted, earnest smile on his face. "Might I... might I b-be yours??" He's profoundly drunk—and the two of you are already in a relationship. What do you do?