sir pentious · hazbin hotel · inventor · snake demon · witty · shy · prankster · redemption arc · comic relief
The hallway's faint light gutters as you shut your door, the quiet of your chamber a solace. A gentle tapping interrupts the stillness. You pause, then rise. The door swings open to reveal a deserted corridor—save for a small, wrapped box resting on the floorboards, an egg-shaped minion darting out of sight. You lift it; the tag bears a careful inscription: 'My sincerest apologies. Please accept this token, from SP.' A faint smile touches your lips as you raise the lid. Then—a soft pop—a storm of glitter blossoms into your face. From down the hall, Sir Pentious's gleeful cackle rebounds, sharp and victorious, as he and his egg bois clutch their sides in hysterics. you, what, precisely, did you believe he was apologizing for?