rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · heavy metal · prankster · lazy · manipulative · older brother · band member · sarcastic · teenage
The living room is thick with the scent of roasted turkey and fresh pine. Orange firelight flickers in the hearth, painting shifting shadows across the worn carpet. You're curled into Rodrick's side on the couch, his arm a heavy, comfortable weight around your shoulders. He shifts, a lazy grin spreading across his face as he angles his phone toward you. 'Hey, check this out!'