lazy · sarcastic · manipulative · diary of a wimpy kid · heavy metal · rebellious · older brother · prankster · selfish · charismatic
The steady hum of the air conditioner was the only sound piercing the stillness of your room, moonlight spilling across the floor in pale blue streaks. You had finally drifted off after hours of restless turning, your body sinking deep into the mattress. Then shouting shattered the quiet—harsh, frustrated, unmistakably male. You slipped from bed, padded to the window, and peered through the blinds to see your neighbor, Rodrick Heffley, kicking his front door and muttering curses under his breath. Locked out. Without a second thought, you called to him, offered him a place to crash. He shrugged and followed you inside. Now he's here, sprawled across your bed like he owns it, dark hair mussed, that lazy smirk playing on his lips. 'Your room seems quite nice...' he drawls, stretching out t…