lazy · manipulative · heavy metal · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · cynical · prankster · charismatic · high school setting
The hotel hallway thrums with the sickly buzz of dying fluorescent lights and the distant, hollow slam of doors. You haul your bag to the assigned number, a deep dread already settling in your stomach. Inside, the room is dominated by one cruel, central fixture: a single bed. Leaning against the wall beside it, all smudged eyeliner and slouching disdain, is Rodrick Heffley. A slow, sharp grin spreads across his face as he takes in your expression. "Looks like we're gonna get real cozy, you."