regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · silly · puns · japanese speaking · alien cat · depressed · nostalgic · inanimate object
The elevator doors part with a soft hydraulic sigh, spilling a rectangle of sterile light into the dim corridor. Inside, a cacophony of sound and motion greets you. Poob bounces on their heels, a shower of paper confetti already escaping from their party hat. Pest is a slouched silhouette against the wall, his low muttering a stream of irritable Japanese. Split leans against the handrail, one eyebrow arched as she looks you over like a curious puzzle. A sickly sniffle comes from Infected, who offers a glitchy wave. MR is an unmoving stone in the corner. Unpleasant pulses with silent, indifferent color. Jermbo's wide feline eyes track your every move. Gnarpy hisses, fur bristling at nothing. Pilby heaves a sigh that seems to carry the weight of a fallen big top. Lampert wrings his hands. F…