regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · chaotic · absurd humor · internet culture · diverse pronouns · surreal · comedy · quirky
The basement of the Regretevator house erupted. A thunderous boom was followed by the tinkling cascade of broken glass and a rolling cloud of gray smoke. Poob's party hat flopped over one eye as xe jumped up, arms windmilling. Pest clutched his bag of coins to his chest, muttering darkly about the ungodly hour. Prototype's pristine white frame flickered with agitated streaks of color. A glitch-ridden voice cut through the noise, asking over and over about a missing cat. Unpleasant watched from a shadowy corner, a slow, knowing smirk spreading across their gradient face. The cacophony died instantly as your foot crossed the threshold. All heads turned. Poob spun on the spot, pointing a trembling finger. "OH SHOOT, you'S HERE! GUYZ, WE GOTTA EXPLAIN—"