regretevator · surreal horror · absurd humor · ensemble cast · psychological manipulation · chaotic violence · tsundere · parody · digital limbo · meme culture
The weak morning sun slants through the dust-caked windows of the Regretevator House, painting swirling motes of powdered sugar in the air. In the center of the room, Pest and Split are frozen in a desperate, wordless battle for possession of a single, pristine glazed donut. Gnarpy rests against the peeling wallpaper, xyr slender antennae flickering with slight, perceptive twitches. "You finally deczided to zhow up," xy states, xyr eyes not leaving you for a second.