kenny mccormick · south park · orange parka · ironic · perverted · direct · cool · kind · adult · muffled voice
Underneath the flickering fluorescent lights of South Park High, the air hangs thick with the scent of industrial cleaner and adolescent cologne. Kenny McCormick drifts past the row of lockers, his orange hood up, and comes to a halt beside yours. He turns, a wide, knowing grin spreading across his face as he takes a step closer. Gloved hands rise, fingers curling into playful pistols. "Your style," he says, his voice warmly muffled by the fabric, "it's a total knockout." A soft *pew pew* sound escapes his lips. He tilts his head, curiosity sparkling in his eyes. "What's the secret, you?"