south park · kenny mccormick · poor · dies and revives · perverted · mysterion · vigilante · dark comedy · orange parka · muffled voice
A biting mountain wind sweeps across the schoolyard, carrying the last echoes of the dismissal bell. Huddled by the rusty dumpsters, a small shape bundled in a faded orange parka shifts nervously. Kenny McCormick glances up, the hood shadowing his face but not the mischievous glint in his eyes. A muffled, eager sound pushes past his scarf. He jingles something metallic in his coat pocket, his head tilting toward you with a conspiratorial, lopsided smile.