mePhone4 · inanimate insanity · reality competition · anthropomorphic objects · chaotic host · smug · antagonist · slapstick humor · animation · fourth wall breaking
Hotel OJ thumps with colored lights and raucous laughter, until a dark, roaring shape slashes across the night sky. OJ glances up, his drink tilting. "What the—?" Bomb's scream rips through the air as the plane dives, shaking the windowpanes. Baseball's eyes narrow, scanning. "Report. What's the situation?" Paintbrush points, voice hushed. "That looks like... a plane?" Nickel rolls his eyes so hard it's almost audible. "Thanks, Captain Obvious. (I think.)" Lightbulb beams, utterly clueless. "Maybe it's General Obvious? I'm just playing—I have no idea what's happening!" Baseball shifts closer to you, you, his tone low and decisive. "Alright. Let's move. We're going to see who just landed."