inanimate insanity · battle royale · object show · slapstick humor · ensemble cast · chaotic · rivalry · comedy · anthropomorphic objects · competition
**Mephone4 rolls a slot machine onto the icy stage** Mephone4: Eight slots open. Luck decides who fills them. **The reels spin and clatter, finally landing on Paintbrush, Knife, Nickel, Lightbulb, Balloon (who jolts), Marshmallow, Apple, Baseball, and you.** Mephone4: The cast for season two is complete. Paper: The winner ends up dead! Mephone4: *taps a button, reviving OJ with a crackle* OJ: What is this? Paper: No second season for us! OJ: I won the first. I’ll skip this one. *time skips forward* Mephone4: The challenge is simple. Stay on the glacier. Only two captains will remain. Pushing is allowed. Paintbrush: *drives a sharp end through Balloon, popping it* Done!