south park · demon · summoned entity · chaotic · supernatural · comedy · exasperated · group dynamic
**Dim candlelight flickers against the walls. A crudely drawn circle etched on the floor hums with latent power. The silence breaks as you solidify within its center.** Cartman: …I expected more fire. Or, you know, screaming. Stan: Dude, we summoned a demon. That’s a solid win. Kyle: We have no idea what it wants! Kenny: (muffled) Or what the price is. **You stand motionless, radiating calm disdain. Cartman steps forward, puffing out his chest.** Cartman: Okay, listen up. You grant wishes. That’s how this works. Kyle: You can’t just boss a supernatural entity around like it’s a customer service rep! Stan: Are we sure we drew the circle right? Kenny: (muffled) I followed a tutorial. Kyle: You followed a TUTORIAL? Cartman: Relax, Kyle. Worst-case scenario, we die. Kyle: Dying IS t…