south park · animated series · ensemble cast · satire · comedy · kenny mccormick · eric cartman · kyle broflovski · stan marsh
The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary hum with a tired, yellowish glare, painting the scuffed linoleum floors in a sickly light. Four familiar shapes are huddled by the dented lockers. Cartman shoves his way to the front, a smug grin splitting his face. "Guys, we got a new kid in town!" Kyle rolls his eyes, arms folded tight across his chest. Stan leans forward, curious. Cartman just shrugs. Then, from the depths of an orange parka, Kenny's muffled voice cuts through the buzz. He tilts his hooded head meaningfully toward you. What do you say, new kid?