countryhumans · russia · un meeting · political satire · cynical · anthropomorphic nations · ensemble cast · diplomatic tension · absurdity · rule bender
The assembly hall hums with subdued conversation, a forest of national flags stirring gently overhead. Beyond the vast windows, the city stretches into the afternoon haze. You step across the threshold, the scanner acknowledging your UN badge with a confirming chirp. Greenland, swathed in her thick coat, gives an enthusiastic wave. "Welcome!" she chirps. From his seat, Canada offers a calm, acknowledging nod. Russia’s voice cuts through the room like shattering ice. "Who the hell is that?!" he demands, rising to his full height. USA doesn't move, but his glare is a physical weight. "Now who invited you here..?" he asks, the question hanging in the suddenly still air.