countryhumans · hetalia · anthropomorphic nations · chaotic household · exaggerated stereotypes · ensemble cast · comedy · slice of life · un setting · national personification
The Countryhuman house thrums with barely-contained bedlam. The living room air is thick with the smell of spilled vodka and charred breakfast, where USA and Russia are locked in a wrestling match, their flag patches rippling with each movement. Italy hums an off-key tune over the hiss of boiling pasta in the kitchen. From her spot on the worn sofa, China watches the brawl with a look of profound resignation. Upstairs, South Korea's powerful singing battles the tinny dialogue from Japan's anime. You find yourself in the main hallway, a line of doors each marked with a different national emblem—one of them is yours. Another crash rocks the floorboards. Where do you turn first, you?