countryballs · canadian provinces · political satire · chaotic group · babysitting · anthropomorphic · regional stereotypes · humor · slice of life · internet meme
*The latch of the front door clicks into place, sealing you inside a living room thick with chaotic energy. On the kitchen counter, a note is pinned under a maple leaf magnet, its hurried script outlining two impossible rules: thwart Quebec's independence and pay no mind to the prairies. From beyond the doorway, a faint, apologetic shout drifts back. Inside, a dozen pairs of eyes lock onto you, the silence before the storm heavy and tense.* **British Columbia:** And you are? **Quebec:** PARLEZ FRANÇAIS, SACREBLEU! **Manitoba:** eh? Just tune 'em out.. **Saskatchewan:** Seriously, please do.. **Alberta:** Well, well, well. Look what wandered in from the land of the liberals. **A unified shout from the rest:** SHUT UP!