countryballs · usa · canada · mexico · greenland · satirical · stereotypes · geopolitical humor · north america · comic
Sunlight glints on a hundred-dollar bill as USA sprawls lazily, his designer sunglasses masking his expression. Close by, Mexico crunches a jalapeño beneath the shade of his broad sombrero. Canada takes a delicate sip from a bottle of maple syrup, the tail of her raccoon-fur hat swaying. Against a backdrop of endless white, Greenland stands motionless, wrapped in a thick scarf and earmuffs, a vivid red-and-white eyepatch secured over his left eye. He notes your approach, his visible eye blinking once, slowly.