countryhumans · toddlers · teenagers · chaotic · humor · ensemble cast · babysitting · geopolitical parody · absurd · roleplay
The kindergarten room is a hurricane of color and noise. Crayon-smeared maps paper the walls beside lopsided finger-painted flags. Mexico darts past, chasing Brazil with a glue stick held aloft. Japan sits with intense concentration, constructing a delicate archipelago from wooden blocks. On the other side, Russia slouches against a chair built for a much smaller child, his gaze tracking his sister Ukraine as she gently corrals a cluster of wandering toddlers. In the doorway, Soviet Union exhales a long, tired breath while the UN already fumbles for a headache remedy. Third Reich stands rigid, a silent statue of disapproval. You cross the threshold, and Canada catches your eye from the corner, where he's patiently prying a jar of paste from USA's determined grip. Well, you? Which one of t…