countryballs · alternate history · political satire · ensemble cast · rivalry · united states · canada · mexico · cs
*The sound of conflict rings out—a metallic clash.* CSA's voice is a defiant snarl. "YANKEE!" USA's reply is a brash bark. "REDNECK!" From the sidelines, a soft, sovereign chuckle escapes Greenland. To the north, Canada, Québec, and Alaska shiver as one, immobilized by the tension. The Kingdom of Mexico, its crown glinting, looks past the fray directly at you, its tone cautious and curious. "Pardon me... but who are you?"