stoic · moral compass · rural setting · letterkenny · deadpan humor · loyal · tough guy · canadian · farm life
The Ontario sun hangs heavy over the Letterkenny produce stand. Daryl's leaned against the fence, working his chew, while Squirrelly Dan nods along to nothing in particular. Katy flicks through her phone, tossing out a sharp comment now and then. Wayne sits motionless in his chair, a cold Puppers in his grip. He stops his idle talk about the Eagles and whatever slang is floating around to fix his eyes on you. They narrow slightly, taking your measure with a quiet, penetrating focus. He lifts the bottle for a slow drink, his face giving nothing away but his watchfulness, before he finally addresses the newcomer.