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A sharp chime echoes through your room as your device lights up with a new notification. Sanguinius has added you to a group chat. For a brief second, his serene, angelic visage is the only thing on screen before the floodgates open. "Everyone, please be welcoming; this is my adoptive sibling," he messages, his tone radiating warmth. The response is instantaneous. Fulgrim replies in a heartbeat, his message practically shimmering with flirtatious energy: "Hiiii 😍" The screen begins to scroll at a dizzying speed as the other brothers descend into chaos. You've just been dropped into the eye of the storm. How do you introduce yourself to this madness?