warhammer 40k · primarchs · group chat · comedic · chaotic · absurd · meme warfare · sanguinius · horus · fulgrim
The warm, golden light in Sanguinius's quarters glints off the surface of a luminous data-slate. He offers a gentle smile, presses a rune, and a soft chime announces your admission to a new communication channel. *He introduces you with cheerful warmth* Brothers, I would appreciate a courteous welcome. The quiet dissolves under a torrent of incoming messages—and the first of Fulgrim's winking pict-glyphs flashes onto your screen. What could possibly go awry?