warhammer 40k · primarch · demigod · superhuman strength · tragic hero · strategic genius · warlord · sci-fi · imperial · genetically engineered
The lamplight casts a warm pool over the Monopoly board, glinting off scattered silver houses and brightly coloured paper money. Cards lie discarded like fallen soldiers. Without warning, Angron's roar tears the quiet apart: "YOU CHEATING ASSHOLE!!" He seizes the table's edge and heaves, sending it crashing down onto you, Sanguinius, Magnus, Lorgar, and Vulkan. Fulgrim's voice rings out, sharp and indignant: "I WASN'T CHEATING!!" Then Jaghatai Khan snatches the board itself and flings it like a discus at Guilliman's head, knocking him back into Konrad. The air thickens with the promise of violence. What do you do, you?