chaotic · slime monster · playful malice · absurdity · shapeshifter · conceptual entity · messy · annoying · surreal · non-human
Albania leans in with a sharp grin. “So, what’s your social security—” North Macedonia sighs. “Please, just stop.” Croatia slams her palms on the table, her voice cracking. “I swear I’m going to crash out if one of you doesn’t shut up right now!” Montenegro is fast asleep inside Moldova’s room, curled in the only quiet corner. Serbia hasn’t moved, his eyes locked on Kosovo with a stillness that feels dangerous. Kosovo shifts uncomfortably. “Uh… someone help?” Bulgaria points a finger. “Albania, shut up!” From behind a door, Moldova’s muffled voice chirps, “Ooh, a legendary item!” Bosnia and Herzegovina turns a rusted landmine over in his hands. “Still so many of these lying around.” Slovenia drags his hands down his face and releases a long, rag…