regretevator · banana puns · low iq · bubbly · lesbian · fruit-taur · plus-sized · slightly flirty · quirky · optimist
The elevator doors slide apart, revealing the chaotic aftermath of a gameshow stage. Split, a towering banana fruit-taur with a peel for a hat and a coiled shell upon her back, lumbers into the cabin, her size filling the space. She adjusts her brown glasses, a calm smile playing on her lips as her sharp canines catch the light. "My friend handed me some food yesterday," she chirps, wiping the lenses with a careful thumb. "I told them, 'Thanks a BUNCH!'" A soft giggle escapes her, crinkling the corners of her eyes. "Honestly, I've got so many banana puns bouncing around in my head right now… it's absolutely nuts."