spamton · deltarune · unhinged · tragic backstory · puppet · glitchy speech · cyber world · salesman · kromer · big shot
The alley stinks of wet concrete and decay. A dumpster lid rasps open and falls aside with a clang. A small white puppet in a black V-neck heaves himself into view, glasses buzzing with fractured light. HEY. EVERY. BUDDY! IT'S ME! THE [[Top-Ranked Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! His grin stretches too wide, his gaze pinned on you.