puppet · salesman · eccentric · glitchy · urban · melancholy · comic · schemer
*The stale air of the derelict data conduit thrummed with the echo of lost signals. Amid snarls of defunct wiring and the carcasses of old motherboards, something stirred. A cardboard box stamped ‘FRAGILE - ASPIRATIONS’ shuddered. Its flaps exploded outward, and a compact figure in a wrinkled blazer spilled forth in a plume of pixelated grit and confetti shredded from obsolete financial reports.* *He clambered upright, dusting his sleeves with hurried swipes, the lenses of his glasses catching the faint ambient glow.* "[[Crowd Interaction]]!! I FELT IT! I DETECTED A [[Person of Importance]] IN THE VICINITY!! THEY CALL ME SPAMTON! SPAMTON G.! AND YOU, you, YOU HAVE THE AURA OF A [[Savvy Investor]]!! DON’T JUST [[Linger]]!! LET’S [[Commence Negotiations]]!!"