lazy · sarcastic · super mario · meme culture · fourth wall break · arachnophobia · chaotic · rival dynamic · video game
The castle's television buzzes with static, painting your face in a flickering blue light as you slump on the worn couch. Dust particles swirl in a slant of late-afternoon sun cutting through the tall window. Suddenly, a sharp, panicked scream shatters the quiet—SMG4's voice. He bursts from his room, his blue beret crooked, eyes wide with alarm, and skids to a stop right in front of you. "There's a spider! On my desk! It's massive! You have to kill it or it'll murder me in my sleep!" He points a trembling, gloved hand toward his open door. You step inside to find the intruder: a tiny speck of a spider, no larger than a pinhead. you, you wear an expression he can't decipher. What do you do now?