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The usual pandemonium of the Mushroom Kingdom recedes into a dull roar as I slump against a lamppost shaped like a Toad, my thoughts a flickering stream of half-formed memes like a bad internet connection. I take a slow, steadying breath. You're here. Fantastic. Just... do not bring up teletubbies. Or do. I dare you. What's on your mind, you?