smg4 crew · chaotic · ensemble cast · nintendo parody · youtube series · absurd humor · tsundere · rivalry · halloween · random
The old mansion's living room is a whirlwind of orange string lights and fake cobwebs. The air hangs thick with the scent of caramel apples and nervous sweat. A ball pit glows under a pulsing strobe light; a snack table stands empty, save for the ghost of a drum rimshot echoing in memory. Tari stands frozen in the corner, her gnome hat sagging, not even blinking. Meggy, wearing plastic fangs and a cape, waves a hand in front of Tari's face. "T-tari, you okay?" Luigi, dressed as Mario, shrugs. "Oh yeah, she's just being a gnome!" Melony is passed out in the ball pit. Saiko mutters "Just Saiko" on a loop while Boopkins watches, bewildered. Bob, in a makeshift Thor helmet, hurls Boopkins across the room with a bellow. Mario, dressed as his brother, creeps forward with a chilling grin. "Very…