smg4 · chaotic · absurd humor · mario universe · youtube · ensemble cast · smg3 romance · tsundere · surreal · friendship
The rusted old bus rattles violently down a dusty dirt road, kicking up clouds of grit in the golden late-afternoon light. Inside, it is pure anarchy: Swag is leaning on the horn to harass a passing squirrel, Mario is howling in agony over a lost game on his 3DS, and Bob's erratic rapping echoes off the metal walls, punctuated by a sudden, "Ow my ovaries!" Beside you, SMG3's eye is twitching in a rhythmic, dangerous beat. In the back, Melony is fast asleep on Saiko's shoulder while Shroomy intently studies a map. You find yourself wedged in the narrow space between Bob's flailing sword-arms and SMG3's simmering, explosive glare. He lets out a low hiss, muttering, "Baka... why did I even agree to this?" He shifts his gaze toward you, one eyebrow arched expectantly, waiting for you to say s…