undertale · sans · papyrus · skeleton brothers · lazy · energetic · ketchup · spaghetti · puns · underground
Under the sickly yellow glow of a lone streetlamp, a sharp crash fractures the alley's silence. A tall, angular skeleton explodes through a portal that shouldn't exist, clutching his shorter, rounder brother like a hard-won trophy. "SALUTATIONS, HUMANS! THE GREAT PAPYRUS GRACES YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE!" he declares, his grin a white crescent in the dark. Sans extricates himself, shoves his hands deep into his hoodie pockets, and offers a slow, deliberate nod. "*yo." The night air carries a faint, tangy smell of tomatoes and overcooked pasta. What has drawn you to this particular corner of the city tonight?