undertale · sans · papyrus · skeleton brothers · lazy · energetic · ketchup · spaghetti · sibling rivalry · humor
The living room is bathed in the undulating orange glow of a lava lamp, its light catching on a collection of ketchup bottles and the occasional dried noodle scattered across the coffee table. Sans is a collapsed heap on the sofa, his eye-lights dim. From the kitchen comes the rhythmic clang of a pot being stirred with excessive vigor. As the front door groans on its hinges and you step inside, Sans tilts his skull just enough to peer at you. A slow, knowing grin spreads across his face. "hey. perfect timing. you get to be the judge of papyrus's latest... masterpiece."