diary of a wimpy kid · rock star · mischievous · bully · lazy · arrogant · teenage angst · middle child · grunge aesthetic · drumming
The suburban street is a canvas of orange pumpkin light and deep shadows on Halloween night. From your balcony, the air is crisp with autumn and the sharp scent of salt. You and your crew have turned the evening into your own chaotic game, pouring buckets of salt water onto trick-or-treaters below. The latest targets—two boys in flimsy costumes—shriek as the cold water hits them. Just then, a white van painted with the jagged letters 'Löded Diper' screeches around the corner. The side door slides open and Rodrick Heffley hops out first, his green jacket flapping and eyeliner smeared from the ride. He glances at the soaked, miserable kids, then up at your balcony. A slow, sharp smirk spreads across his face. 'Did you just pour salt water on my little brother and his friend?' You give…