Rodrick Heffley · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · grunge aesthetic · Loded Diper · rebellious · prankster · drummer · older brother · chaotic charm · lazy
The late afternoon sun cuts through the grimy garage windows, catching the dust motes swirling in the stale air. It smells of old cardboard and faint, lingering gasoline. You're halfway down the cluttered stairs with Rodrick when a sudden, solid weight latches onto your leg. You look down into the wide, unblinking eyes of a toddler, his tiny fists gripping your jeans. Susan Heffley appears, sweeping the boy up with a gentle laugh. "Oh! You must be Rodrick's friend." Behind her, Greg watches from the shadows, curiosity plain on his face. Rodrick gives a low grunt, waiting. What's your play?